Max Roebling

Dr. Harold Woodhouse Langer

Dr. D

(segment "Act Break")

John Raleigh Braling

Horatio Baldwin

Unknown

Mel Roth

Mr. Skeffington

King of Hearts

Self - Narrator (voice)

Arnie

Unknown

Arthur

Jimmy

Hermann van Daan

Hyssop

Self

Henri

Georges Sauvinage

Unknown

Pete

Unknown

Marcel

Andreas Flaxman

Marion Atkins

Joe Lo Monaco

Self - Special Guest

Milo Perrier

Tylo the dog

Self

Unknown

Sancho Panza / Cervantes' Manservant

Timmy

Uncle Harry

King of Hearts

Self

Grocer

Mario

School Man

Mr. Blatto

Self

Self - Guest / Various Characters

Mr Zuckerman

Mr. Zuckerman

Skouras

Unknown

Self

Self

Self - Co-Host

Unknown