Grandpa Jake

Aubert (segment "Stork")

James

Doug

Detective Lane

Rex Scully

Chief Russell Mosier

Bud

Eric Jeffries

John Matthews

Sturgis

Ed Hawks

Officer Strickland

Bob Alexander

Walter Broadnax

Ted Hanes

Ken Adams

Detective Brian Linney

Barry

Kevie

Sgt. Terry Mitchell

Lewis Locke 'Locke'

Peter

Chairman Jack

Tommy Edwards

George

Colonel Frank Reichert

Wyatt Dahl

Matthew's Dad

Kurt Conrad

Grant

Officer Whitaker

Terrence

Steve

ate Night Host

Jack Sanders

Dennis Logan

Brown

Agent Mark Conrad

David Hansen

Granger Smith

Lead HG Man

Alex 'Cold Steel' Belasco

Burke

Ryder Stahl

Red SUV

Homeless Man

Mickey Montana

Stan Williams

Campbel

Fraud Consultant

Physical Therapist

Jack

Scary Biker

Jack

Fireman

Hilyard, Dawson Henchman

Club dancer

General Dynamics Sketch boyfriend (uncredited)