Self

Alastor (voice)

Unknown

Alistair Goodspeed

Mark Wilson

Bill Morley

Alastor (voice)

Timon (voice)

Boarfish Boy / Robot Dealer / Snooty Cashier (voice)

EHC Booking Officer (voice)

Brad / Chad (voice)

Snake Attendant / Vampire Attendant (voice)

Wolf / Wolf Influencer (voice)

Joe

Director Daniel

Amir

Cedric

Amir

Alan

Izzat

Matt

Omid

Frank

John Klein

Vadat

Amir

Orlando

Skidmark / Tito (voice)

Fire Ants (voice)

Schneider

Ted

Gabe

Geoff Klein

Patel

Mitchell

Sami

Ahmet / Voodoo Guru / Thug 2 (voice)

Mitch

Amir

Crane (voice)

Amir

Wendell

Dale

Sam Spear

Raza

Alien

Unknown

Clerk

Fred

Sanjay

Unknown

Patrick

Richard Greenleaf

Hamid Vaziri

Colby (voice)

Paramedic (voice)

Sanjay Bhudapar (voice)

Michael / Ross Employee (voice)

Scientist (voice)

Trace / John Leguizamo / Myeeah (voice)

Unknown

Josh (voice)

Trophy Shop Customer (voice)

Scotty (voice)

Malvinder Khatani (1999 & 2005)

Unknown

Simi

Dr. Hamir Gindi

Associate

Waiter

Patel

(voice)

Nugget (voice)

Hindu Man / Wedding Priest (voice)

Khalid Dib