Doctor (Voice Over)

Martin

John Dumé

Charles

Mark the Slob

Rose

Self

Male Hairdresser

Unknown

Unknown

Combover Stew

News Reader (Voice)

Whippletonian Jeremy (voice)

Waiter (voice)

Cal (voice)

Burtis (voice)

Matthew (voice)

Principal Greer

Gary the Tailor

Dookie (voice)

Radio Presenter

Kenny (voice)

Unknown

Self

Casting Director

Mr. Dennis

Gerry

Drew

Self (voice)

Improv Actor

Ashley

Unknown

Anthony

Grimsley

Guy with Mace

Paul Ballenger

Drunk Man

Chris Joestalli

Cameron

Anthony

Drag Natalie

Clay Hampton

Unknown

Jason

Randall

Lonie

George

Unknown

Homeless Norma

Rape Soda

Kevin

Principal Browning

Michael Paul

Simon

Various Characters

Maitre D

Restaurant Manager

Gay Jim

Manic Man-Day Singer

Driver

Dick Dickey

Josh Jill

Deirdre (voice)

Donovan (voice)

Adrian (voice)

Eve (voice)

Anthony Mojo

Stage Manager

Seth

Waiter

Allan Lewis

Governor's Assistant

Writer

Writer

Co-Writer