Pirate Express (2015) Season 1
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
01 Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
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02 The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
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05 When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
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07 Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
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09 On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
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11 Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
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13 Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
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15 Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
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17 Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
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19 Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
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21 Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
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23 Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
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25 Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
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One Flew Over the Crow's Nest 27 LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
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28 Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
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29 Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
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30 Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
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31 Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
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32 Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
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33 LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
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34 Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
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35 Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
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36 Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
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37 Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
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38 Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
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Beggars Can't Be Cruisers 39 The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
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40 Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
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41 Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
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42 Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
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43 Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
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44 Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
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45 Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
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46 The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
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47 Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
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Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire 48 Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
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49 Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
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Fountain of Misspent Youth 50 The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
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51 Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
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