Very Mary-Kate (2010) Season 1
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
01 I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
1/31/2010
02 My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
1/31/2010
03 Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
1/31/2010
04 I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
1/31/2010
05 Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
2/8/2010
06 I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
3/1/2010
07 I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
3/1/2010
08 I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
3/1/2010
09 I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
3/13/2010
10 I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
4/4/2010
11 I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
4/4/2010
12 Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
4/11/2010
13 I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
4/11/2010
14 It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
4/18/2010
15 But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
4/18/2010
16 Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
4/26/2010
17 A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
4/29/2010
18 Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
5/3/2010
19 Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
5/3/2010
