Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (1)

2.0

01

10/2/1982

Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (2)

0.0

02

10/2/1982

The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged Bothered & Bewilderedd

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03

An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom in being retired and, especially, having their older children grown and out of the house; Julie sneakily sets Honey Bee, an old high school friend who always tried to steal her boyfriends, after Gopher (newly smitten with a girl ashore) so that she can concentrate on a handsome new officer; Captain Stubbing wears his hat everywhere in an attempt to keep an old high school flame from finding out he is bald, and she thinks he has a full head of hair because she saw him hatless when he was wearing a toupe for a shipboard costume party.

10/16/1982

Same Wavelength, The/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace

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04

10/23/1982

Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love

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05

A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.

10/30/1982

The Audition/The Groupies/Doc's Nephew

9.0

06

Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend. A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues the writer of a soap opera, who rejected for a role on her show.

11/6/1982

Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (1)

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07

11/13/1982

Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (2)

0.0

08

11/13/1982

Thanksgiving Cruise: Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends

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09

On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple plan to travel with their daughter and her fiance who, unknown to them, is crippled; the smooth operation of the ship suffers as one by one the entire crew, after trading a bevy of insults, ends up not speaking with one another.

11/20/1982

The Victims/Heavens To Betsy/The Man In The White Shorts

10.0

10

11/27/1982

Tomorrow Lady, The/Father, Dear Father/Still Life

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11

12/4/1982

My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for Love/Baby Talk

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12

12/11/1982

A Christmas Presence

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13

12/18/1982

First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale/Paroled to Love

0.0

14

1/8/1983

Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...Maybe

0.0

15

1/15/1983

Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior Sinners

0.0

16

1/22/1983

Salvaged Romance/Our Son The Lawyer/Gopher's Daisy

0.0

17

1/29/1983

Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (1)

0.0

18

The crew are in Greece working a cruise where a College is having its graduation ceremony. The Principal is attracted to a teacher who rebuffs him because he won't give a student a make-up test so he can graduate. And the student and a couple of his friends are hounding the Principal to do that. A prodigy is attracted to Vicki which doesn't make the Captain happy. And the valedictorian whose education was provided by his Greek aunt whom he assumed is wealthy but upon meeting her learns she's just a woman of humble means. And when she goes on board he doesn't tell anyone he's her aunt. And Isaac meets a woman who is estranged from her husband.

2/5/1983

Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (2)

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19

Conclusion. Capt. Stubing's daughter falls in love. A beloved crew member decides to leave the ship.

2/5/1983

The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score

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20

On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine "pussycat" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owner of a secretarial agency plays secretary to a writer taking a working vacation, even though he is far better at romancing her than he is at taking dictation and typing up her notes; a womanizing pro football player falls for a snooty, straight-laced college English professor.

2/12/1983

The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My Hair

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21

2/19/1983

Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in America

0.0

22

A desperate 23-year old virgin wants to spend the night with a handsome fellow she meets on board, but in the end decides she will hold off until the time is right; a bratty adopted teenager finds out that the assistant bartender that he has been harassing is actually his long lost older brother; the entire crew chips in to help April get ready to take her U.S. citizenship test despite her severe test anxiety.

2/26/1983

Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Loser & still Champ

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23

3/5/1983

So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.U

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24

3/12/1983

The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?

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25

3/26/1983

The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The Jury

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26

4/2/1983

Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (1)

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27

A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.

4/30/1983

Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (2)

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28

A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.

4/30/1983

The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy

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29

5/7/1983