Beavis and Butt-Head (1994) Season 5
Two dimwitted teenagers discuss TV, heavy-metal music, nachos, and trying to "score with chicks." When the duo aren't sitting on the couch, they try to pick up girls at the local convenience store, slack off at school, or wreak havoc while working at a burger joint.
01 After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.
10/31/1994
02 Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.
10/31/1994
03 The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.
11/1/1994
04 While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.
11/2/1994
05 Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.
11/3/1994
06 The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.
11/4/1994
07 Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.
12/10/1994
08 The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).
12/10/1994
09 When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.
12/10/1994
10 The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).
12/13/1994
11 The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.
12/16/1994
12 Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
12/19/1994
13 Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.
12/22/1994
14 After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.
12/26/1994
15 Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.
12/29/1994
16 Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
1/5/1995
17 Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.
1/25/1995
18 When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.
1/29/1995
19 Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.
1/29/1995
20 Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
2/9/1995
21 Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""
2/16/1995
22 Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.
2/23/1995
23 The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.
4/8/1995
24 Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.
4/8/1995
25 Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.
6/5/1995
26 The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.
6/5/1995
27 The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.
6/6/1995
28 Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.
6/7/1995
29 Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.
6/8/1995
Here Comes the Bride's Butt 30 Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.
6/9/1995
31 After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.
7/10/1995
Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? 32 Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.
7/10/1995
33 Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.
7/11/1995
34 Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...
7/12/1995
35 Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.
7/13/1995
Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass 36 Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.
8/7/1995
37 Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.
8/7/1995
38 The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.
8/8/1995
39 McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.
8/9/1995
40 Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.
8/10/1995
41 Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.
9/11/1995
42 Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.
9/11/1995
43 Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
9/12/1995
44 The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.
9/13/1995
45 The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.
9/14/1995
46 Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.
10/9/1995
47 The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""
10/5/1995
48 A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.
10/10/1995
49 The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
10/11/1995
50 The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.
10/12/1995
