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Marcus / Presto (voice)

Marcus / Cowboy (voice)

Marcus / Eventgoer #4 (voice)

Marcus / Security Guard (voice)

Marcus / Francois (voice)

Furray / Mysterious Narrator / Security Guard (voice)

Marcus (voice)

Pizza Delivery Person / Timmy (voice)

Marcus / Camera Crew (voice)

Death Metal Robot / Presto (voice)

Marcus / Bus Driver (voice)

Col Yarvis

Professor Walton

Marvin

Moderator

Jack Tannor

Det. Walker

Bill

Security Guard

Samuel

Officer

Preston Hull

Officer Byron Tate

Harold Simmons

Sgt. Gates

Officer

Captain Kane

Coach Meyers

1st Lt Winters

Sheriff Tom Jasper

FBI Agent Godfrey

Detective Tragg

Officer Reece

G-Man

Army Sergeant

Andy Kochofis

Photographer #2

Carl

Detective

SWAT Captain

Cop at Holding Cell

Policeman

Officer Dan Hill

Lighting Guy

Detective

Workman #1