Self

Narrator

Beppe (voice)

Gabe Packard

Johnny Glitterteeth / Mr. Whitman (voice)

Nimrod

(voice)

Narrator (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Doctor

Unknown

Doctor Crumpton (voice)

Diesel (voice)

Diesel (voice)

Diesel (voice)

Ad. Paul Sebring

Kapuściński (voice)

Don Sledgehammer (voice)

Beau / Diesel (voice)

Klaus Hochauser

Funeral Director

Self - Narrator (voice)

Joe Venice

Matt

Troublesome Trucks (voice)

Claude Martineau

Diesel (voice)

Narrator

Narrator

Scruff / Diesel (voice)

Peter Kalas

Mr. White

Father Domonic

Diesel (voice)

Harry S Truman

Diesel (voice)

'Arry (voice)

Gordon / James / Sir Topham Hatt / Mr. Percival / The Photographer (voice)

Henry (US)/Bash (US)/Kevin (US)/Sir Topham Hatt (US)(voice)

Diesel (UK), Various characters (US) (voice)

Narrator: National Geographic Channel (voice)

UNFITA OPS (voice)

Various (voice)

Larry Needlemeyer (voice)

Steve's US Agent

James (voice) / Dash (voice) / Sir Topham Hatt (voice)

Henry/Gordon/James/Bash/Scruff/Kevin/Topham Hatt/Various (voice)

Lawyer I

Gordon (US) / James (US) / Dash (US) / Sir Topham Hatt (US) / various characters (US) (voice)

Diesel (UK) (voice)

Advisor to the Clintons

Dr. Colin

Henry (US) / Gordon (US) / James (US) / Kevin (US) / Sir Topham Hatt (US) (Voice)

Stephen

Badalmenti

Prosecutor

(voice)

Le Pelt's Assistant

Tashtego / Stubb (voice)

Bernard Herrmann

Texan

Librarian

Gnasher (voice)

Showman

Unknown

Mr. Beaver

MBC Newscaster

Her Assistant

Goblin (voice)

Unknown

Rawlins (voice) (uncredited)

Otto Rank

Yeshiva Student

Willy

Unknown