Man / EPA Driver (voice)

Charlie

Larr

Aaron Furney

Scientist

Mac Designer

Jackson/Blinka (voice)

Homer

Ted Beeman (segment "Kirby")

Ameron

Dr. Krepp

Dirk Smith

Rick

Dominick

Bill Cobbs

Citizen Worker / Editor / Partygoer (voice)

Hobo / Additional Voices (voice)

Rick (voice)

Kevin (voice)

Spooked Soldier / Legs (voice)

Poet Writers (voice)

Wrestling Announcer / 'We broke even!' (voice)

Interviewer (voice)

Cap'n Crunch / Trix Rabbit (voice)

I'm afraid (voice)

Snowman (voice)

Groundhog / Egyptian / Guard #2 / Crowd (voice)

Writer #1 / Writer #3 (voice)

Delivery Man (voice)

Anthro Lecturer (voice)

Stage Manager (voice)

Bum #1 / Jetskier #3 (voice)

Cookie (voice)

Recovering Cowboy (voice)

Uncle Tyrone / Oliver / Additional Voices (voice)

Christian Carrot Theater Announcer / Additional Voices (voice)

Ribhead #4 (voice)

Unknown

State Comptroller Atkins (voice)

Angelo (voice)

Prisoners / Burns' First Cellmate (voice)

Bacon Truck Driver (voice)

Caleb (voice)

Man (voice)

Happy Little Elf #2 (voice)

Garbage Man (voice)

Legs (voice)

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English Soldier #4 (voice)

Howell Huser (voice)

Zombie Nurse / Sergeant (voice)

Mexicans (voice)

Mr. Monopoly / Woody Allen (voice)

Wolf 1 (voice)

Home Plate (voice)

New England Church Members (voice)

Attendant (voice)

Groundskeeper Seamus (voice)

Bachelor #2 / Smithers' Friend #2 / Hairdresser (voice)

Master of Ceremonies (voice)

Psychologist #2 (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Punk #3

Pancake House Waiter

Scott Carroll

Scott Carroll

Gordy

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