Self

Self - Interviewee

Marco the Cereal Killer

Jake

Senior Police Officer

Self

Lyons

William / Sergeant Jock Strapp (archive footage)

Constable

Bombardier Ready

Ernie Bragg

Dick Darcy

Colonel Yackoff

Sir Jethro Houndsbotham

Sir Gay

Ethelred

Master of the Rolls / Lord Essex

Clodson

Lord Peter Flimsy

Unknown

Sergeant Jock Strapp

Singing Caveman / Crapper / German Soldier / Ballerina / Alan A'Dale / Shopper

William

Chimney Sweep / Mr. Firkin / Gong Basher / Adam / Madrigal Singer / Charles Burke / Mephistopheles

Harry

Alfred

Twitching Father

Police Sergeant

Self