Cast
Tom Arnold
Bill Williams
Eric Gores
Aaron Roman
Linda Hamilton
Susan Mandeville
Joe Mantegna
Davis Roman
Henry Winkler
Johnny Bernstein
Richard Edson
Guy Prince
Shannon Elizabeth
Shelby Roman
Brenda Strong
Bonnie Roman
Arielle Kebbel
Arielle
Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq
Bill Goldberg
Bill Goldberg
Pat O'Brien
Pat O'Brien
Eric Dickerson
Coach
Charles Napier
Eyepatch-wearing Two Spies boss
Lisa Wilhoit
Fake Reporter No. 2
Melissa Price
Melissa
Brianne Davis
Maria
Melissa Steach
Receptionist
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis
Penelope Spheeris
Penelope Spheeris
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold
Yvette Nicole Brown
Bunny
Gabrielle Sanalitro
Val (As Gabrielle Sanalitro)
Alejandro Patiño
Apartment Manager
Branden Morgan
Fake Reporter #1
Mark Chadwick
Blind Guy
Crew
Costume & Make-Up
Lynette Meyer
Costume Design
Production
Ferne Cassel
Casting
Tom Arnold
Producer
Jennifer Dunne
Location Manager
Penelope Spheeris
Producer
Brad Wyman
Producer
Writing
Tom Arnold
Writer