Cast
William Shatner
Self
Donald Trump
Forbes Cover Billionaire
Tom Savini
Killer
Jay Thomas
Two Headed Monster
Kathy Garver
Zombie
Flavor Flav
Self
Joe Estevez
Neighbor
Bill Daily
GrandPa
Lloyd Kaufman
Uncle Lloyd
Chuck McCann
Self
Victoria De Mare
Banker's Wife
Candice Michelle
2nd Wife
Robert Easton
Neighbor
Stuart Charno
Uke Player
George Clinton
Self
R.A. Mihailoff
Bouncer
Brenna Roth
Daughter
Charlie Callas
Self
Alejandra Gutierrez
Teacher
Henry LeBlanc
Uncle Henry
Julianne Michelle
Self
Jessica Cadden Osbourne
Neighbor
DeeDee Bigelow
Megan
Charles Wesley
Zombie
Bill Houskeeper
Zombie
Andrea Brooke Ownbey
Zombie
Mike Muscat
Uncle Ralph
Mei Lloyd
Zombie (as Mei-Yin Lloyd)
Krisondra Daigneault
Sophia Evila
Janet Miranda
Actress
Nancy Spielberg
Nancy Dementia
Eliezer Castro
Big Tony
Michael Lohan
Chindows Exec
Brad Milne
J. J. Stark
Hawk Younkins
Zombie
Modi
Shlomo
Anthony Timpone
Self
Michael Placencia
Tommy Muscle
Jeremy Ferdman
Poster Guy
Sylvia Browne
Self
Constance Estevez
Connie
Gregory Paul Smith
Dallas
John Sialiano
Goumba Johnny
Scott Sheeley
Zombie
Nils Oliveto
Mobster
Chuck Lamb
Sal Dementia Sr.
Ricky Dominguez
Greg
Raquel Brussolo
Lounge Singer
Oliver Theess
The Surfer Dude
Jaclyn Friedlander
Horrific Character
Eric Feliciano
Mobster
Ron Fitzgerald
Haunted House Curator
Collin McShane
Dreamer
Ed Meyer
Chindows CEO
Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson