Cast
Colin Dale
Nick Diamond
Dursley McLinden
Tim Diamond
Susannah York
Lauren Bacardi
Saeed Jaffrey
Mr. Patel
Patricia Hodge
Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg
Roy Kinnear
Jack Splendide
Jimmy Nail
Boyle
Bill Paterson
Chief Inspector Snape
Michael Robbins
The Fat Man
Peter Eyre
Gott
Nickolas Grace
Himmell
Michael Medwin
The Professor
Forbes Collins
Henry von Falkenberg
José René Ruiz
Johnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz)
Donald Standen
Lawrence
Jim McManus
Hammett
Robert Bathurst
Vicar
Jonathan Linsley
Bouncer
R.J. Bell
Club Owner
Jenny Tomasin
Traffic Warden
Joanna Dickens
Large Woman
Alison Ruffelle
Sales Girl
Auriol Goldingham
Sales Girl
Cristina Avery
Perturbed Mother
Charles Simon
Grandfather
Geraldine Muir
Granddaughter
Gerald Campion
Uncle Holly
Ricky Diamond
Harpoon Salesman
Mammoth
Fat Man's Henchman
John McCoy
Fatman's Henchman
Malcolm Baker
Fatman's Henchman
Nicky Moore
Fatman's Henchman
Vinnie Reed
Fatman's Hnechman
Mark White
Dog Walker
Crew
Costume & Make-Up
Maria Price
Costume Design
Directing
Stephen Bayly
Director
Editing
Scott Thomas
Editor
Writing
Anthony Horowitz
Writer