Cast
Jill Miller
Sharon
Gwen Somers
Yvonne Wayne
Trevor Lovell
Sven
Jon Briddell
Mick
Kimberly St. John
Carrie
Renee Steward
Martin
Randall St. George
Obadiah
John Gilbert
Zebediah
Lynne Hatcher
Marian
Forrest G. Wood
Matt the Mayor
Joe Babicki
Self-Serve Ted
Skip Belyea
Bancroft Hutchenreuther
Bill Blum
Frank 'Press' Miller
Catherine Brewton
Nurse Lydia
Paul LeClair
Pepe the Fisherman
Ed Herbstman
D.J.
Robyn Lewis
Manicurist Ruby
Robert Ciancimino
Big F-ing Deal Desk Cop
Gregory Albanese
Enginer(as Greg Albanese)
John Michael Vaughn
Ken the Mailman(as john Michael Vaughn)
Gaelle Comparat
Teddi
Lindsey Nicole Brooks
Tiffany(as Lindsay Brooks)
Tino Jordan
Towel Boy/ Receptionist
Hannah Yesk
On Her Bike Stevie
Jonathan Blum
Running Man
Jennifer Marks
Female Worker
Eric Blum
Male Worker
Jean Mann
Wax Woman 1
Lori Dowling
Wax Woman 2
Sindy Tennes
Zombie Assistant
John Chayachinda
Sushi Chef
Bill Goldstein
Rescue Worker 1
Robert Yesk
Rescue Worker 2(as Bob Yesk)
Bradley Bernstein
Bodybuilder
Erica Scott
Nils Allen Stewart
Elvis