Cast
Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel
Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle
Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne
Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess
Brian Thompson
Bruno
M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim
Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess
Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover
John Vernon
Von Bulo
Alex Cord
Herskovitz
Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess
Richard Gautier
The Bartender
Norman Fell
The Dentist
Billy Barty
The Bell Boy
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1
David Birney
Fed. #2
Camilla Sparv
The Maitre D'
Erik Estrada
Gonzales
Bubba Smith
The Cop
Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras
Julie Gray
Miss Hungary
Lisa Altamirano
Miss Spain
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba
Penelope Crabtree
Miss Poland
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia
Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq
Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania
Andrea Parker
Miss France
Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam
Virginia Brady
Butch Guard
Jamee Natella
Waitress
Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler
Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II
Crew
Costume & Make-Up
Nina Kent
Key Makeup Artist
Directing
Nico Mastorakis
Director
Editing
Bert Glatstein
Editor