Cast
Rob Schneider
J.D.
Michelle Rodriguez
Harriet
Adrien Brody
Flirty Harry
Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn
Ari Shaffir
The Amazing Racist
Vince Offer
Peeping Tom
Jonathan Spencer
Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi
Anna Akana
Student
Ali Olomi
Taliban Guard
Da'Vone McDonald
Vondell
Jessie T. Usher
Jamal
Noelle Kenney
Patient
Caroline Rich
Cindi
Theo Von
Mountain Climber
Joanna Krupa
Beautiful Girl
Deborah Rombaut
Nurse Jones
Danni Lang
Beautician
Alejandro Patiño
Worker
Calvin Sykes
Murphay
Andrea Lwin
Beautician
Thai Edwards
Swade
Mark Chalant Phifer
Darnell
Ashton Jordann Ruiz
Acquon
Ben Wang
Sweatshop Boss
Paul Kwo
Sweatshop Worker
Hymnson Chan
Student
Rick Chambers
Captain
Chehon Wespi-Tschopp
Black Swan
Isaac Cheung
Sushi Papa
Jia Mae
Sushi Mama (as Jia Perlich)
Paolo Scandarisi
Swollen Pecker
Dante
The Racist Assistant
Joe Roche
Rookie
Ben Begley
Bartender
Tony Vera
Bad Guy
Danni Lang
Beautician #2
Ray Bolton
Patron
Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio
Worker
Diane Kawasaki
Theater Madam
Kimberly Irion
Store Patron
Allan Abrams
White Swan
Marlon Pelayo
White Swan
Nick Lanzisera
White Swan
Dominique Kelley
Pink Swan
Justin de Vera
Pink Swan
Evan Strand
Pink Swan
Eleazar Pagsisihan
Black Swan
Kato Bonner
Hawk
Laura Evans
Hotel Guest (as Laura J. Evans)
Daniel Berson
Hotel Guest
David Weisenberg
Patron
Jennie Taber
Patron
Jennifer DeFilippo
Patron
Harvey J. Alperin
Patron
Gregg Martin
Patron
Marlena Poles
Patron
Josh Cheney
Manager
Justin Dragonas
Cashier
April Gooding
Passerby
Richard Penn
Passerby
Afi Ekulona
Passerby
Zachary James Rukavina
Passerby
Azur-De
Passerby
Rebekah Kochan
Passerby
Chloe Dykstra
Passerby
Nikea Gamby-Turner
Passerby
Rod Maiorano
Officer
Shayla Beesley
Girlfriend
Ethan Stone
U.S. Government Agent
Abraham Justice
Taliban Guard (as Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest)
Ace Gibson
Paparazzi
Michael D. Cohen
Paparazzi
Michael Silva
Paparazzi
James Elden
Paparazzi
Ken Pringle
Paparazzi
Kiersten Hall
Beautiful Girl
Leonard C. Jones
Charles Hughes
Crew
Crew
Erik Betts
Stunts
Chris Nielsen
Stunts
Lauren Mary Kim
Stunt Double
Precious Jenkins
Stunts
Tony Snegoff
Stunts
Adrien Brody
Additional Dialogue
Carlos Ragas
Stunt Double
C.C. Taylor
Stunts
Horace Knight Jr.
Stunts
Tony Lazzara
Stunts
Steve Boyles
Stunts
Kerry Rossall
Stunts
Tom McComas
Stunt Driver
Vladimir Tevlovski
Stunt Coordinator
Robair Sims
Stunts
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Stunts
Directing
Vince Offer
Director
Editing
Sandy S. Solowitz
Editor
