Cast
Phil Proctor
Christian A. Broder
Howard Hesseman
Senator McMannus
Dan Barrows
Senator Polanski
Stephen Feinberg
Proctologist
Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
John Candy
Cooper
Tom Davis
Tom
Ron Silver
Dr. Manuel Labor
Ernie Anderson
Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer
Edwina Gough
Melanie Edwards
Kurt Andon
Man at breakfast / Doctor
Lorry Goldman
Pierre Skooché / Son
Lynne Marie Stewart
Marie
Gerrit Graham
Freddie
Pamela Toll
Street Attendant / Father
Betty Thomas
Bridgit Bert Richards
Joe Flaherty
Carl Michaelevich
Mary McCusker
Carol / Butch Girl
Pat Proft
Skipper
Murphy Dunne
Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb
Bart Williams
Smilin' Ed McDonnelly
Roger Bowen
Henry Kissinger
Al Franken
Al
Nellie Bellflower
Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer
Frank von Zerneck
Winfield Carmichael
Doug Steckler
Pregnant Man
Rebecca Brooks
Weather Girl
William Schallert
Francis X. Cody
Howard Storm
Ralph Stevens
Bob McClurg
CIA Man / R.C. Call
Michael Mislove
Father
Julie Mannix
Mother
Francis von Zerneck
Son
Danielle von Zerneck
Daughter
Laraine Newman
Sonja
Bill Saluga
Victor
Rigg Kennedy
Guard
Neal Israel
Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2
Rod Gist
Lieutenant / Herb Mealy
Larry Gelman
Bill Guy
Danny Goldman
Barry Flanken
Joe Roth
Player-Announcer
Dody Dorn
Archbishop
William Woodson
Announcer
Dick Tufeld
Announcer
Christopher Pray
Walter