

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, it is my pleasure and honour to present to you:
THE PI PATEL, INDO-CANADIAN, TRANS-PACIFIC, FLOATING CIRCUUUSSSSS!!!
Take one sixteen-year-old boy and cast him away at sea in a lifeboat with a large (and seasick) Royal Bengal tiger. Imagine the scene 227 days later.
Now read Life of Pi and change your imagination.
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