As I was Saying...(2015)

Jeremy Clarkson

The latest instalment in the mega-bestselling non-fiction franchise, and crikey hasn't it been a funny old place of late.

For a while, Jeremy could be found in his normal position as the tallest man on British television but, more recently, he appears to have been usurped by a pretend elephant. But on paper the real Jeremy remains at the helm. So, whether he's pondering:

If Jesus might have been better off being born in New Zealand
Why reflexive pronoun abuse is the worst thing in the world
How Pam Ayres's head trumps Gordon Gecko's underpants
Or what a television presenter with time on his hands gets up to

Jeremy is still trying to make sense of the big stuff.